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"Who in the everliving MOTHERFUCKING COCKBISCUITS, STOLE MY CHAINAXE!!"[1]

Khorne, the Skulltaker, also known as the Paraplegic Sociopath,[2] is one of the Chaos Gods.

Official Canon[]

Khorne is one of, if not the strongest among the Chaos gods. He demands constant bloodshed from his followers, without regard as to whether it is from the enemies of chaos or not. His main stipulations however are that his chosen must never use magic or trickery, for he hates anything aligned with Tzeentch and prefers to depend on his own strength in combat. He also hates Slaanesh for preferring to draw out fights for the sake of entertainment and pleasure, as he's very direct about destroying the enemy absolutely. Due to Khorne also embodying courage, vengeance and martial honor, Khorne does not lie nor mislead his followers or potential followers, depises cowardice and looks down on those who would kill the weak and helpless as his belief in strength demands that a warrior must earn their kill against a worthy foe.

TTS Canon[]

Khorne spends so much time on the skull throne that he frequently gets picked up by Khaine to go to the gym for leg day. He also has to clean his chainaxe due to Slaanesh stealing it to use as a sex toy.[3]

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