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"Hey Fyodor, I think we're in the Warp. Make sure you clench your butthole so no heresy gets in!"

Dominique is a lexmechanic attached to Fyodor Karamazov's throne of judgement.

TTS Canon

Dominique spends most of his time acting like a loon, making a mockery of whatever situation he and Fyodor find themselves in. He'll also try to take credit for whatever Karamazov says. Karamazov, annoyed by his antics, will frequently tell him to be quiet. He is addicted to sandpaper cigarettes, which he claims is what gives him his sexy voice.

Dominique eventually perished in the warp from daemon-alcohol overdose.

Quotes

  • "Wow, this man is so deep I could drown in him."
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