"Could the Emperor be rebuilt entirely out of cyber-dongs?"
Cyberdong is a tech-priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus found in the Imperial Palace. Every sentence he says is in the form of a question, leading to confusing speech patterns and inane questions.

Cyberdong was charged by the Emperor to find the bike shed of the White Scars Primarch Jaghatai Khan so that the Primarch Rogal Dorn could have a bike of his own.

He later joined The Emperor, Rogal Dorn, Decius and One of the Pillarstodes in watching the Slaaneshmas broadcast in the throne room, wondering if Lucius the Eternal enjoyed cyberdongs.

Cyberdong's appearance and persona is modeled after his voice actor, Remleiz. He phrases everything as a question to poke fun at Remleiz's theorizing about Warhammer lore.

Quotes Edit

  • "Do not fret, for I too have a fixation for slapping my cyberdong against the hull of toasters?"
  • "Are legs actually vehicles driven by tiny snotlings??"
  • "Ultramarines may not in fact be ultramarine blue after all, but rather, a shade of cobalt blue, making their entire existence a massive lie?"


  • Remleiz uses the same avatar for his own channel, though this character does not use the same bizarre speech patterns and is a full Inquisitor Lord. It is uncertain if this is supposed to be the same character as Cyberdong, though there is an April Fool's video where Remleiz asks if the Emperor could be rebuilt out of cyberdongs (meaning mechadendrites) with the Remleiz character transitioning straight to Cyberdong being berated by the Emperor in his throne room.

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